Which Album To Get Each Family Member This Christmas
Not sure what to get your little sister or 'cool' uncle? Well here are some suggestions.
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1. For Your Dear Old Mum
We're sorry to let you know but when you are dreaming about Zayn Malik at night, your mum is most likely dreaming about feeding grapes to Gary Barlow whilst stroking his stubble. We know, it hurts for us to write it let alone you read it. The only way you're going to fix this is if you get her the new Take That album 'III'.
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2. For Your Big Bro
Let's face it no matter how much you argue, your big brother is always going to be that little bit cooler than you. The last time we went clubbing we accidentally elbowed a girl in the face whilst trying to throw down some serious breakdance moves. Leave it to the professionals & get him 'Motion' by Calvin Harris.
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3. For Your Nan
This one is simple. Put on 'Shake It Off', then as soon as your Nan starts dancing, the whole family can place bets on whether her wig or teeth will fall out first. Festive family fun for everyone! '1989' is the perfect choice for someone born in 1939.
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4. For Your Auntie (Who Actually Is Pretty Cool)
For that Aunt that always has chewing gum in her handbag, that Aunt who always gives you her old iPhone or sunglasses, we think she deserves something a little special this year, Cheryl's 'Only Human' seems fitting.
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5. For Your Uncle (Who Really Isn't Cool)
He's been pulling coins from behind your ear since you were 4 years old. It got old a long time ago and now that you are a little older maybe it's time to point him in the right direction of some good music…unless…he's actually a magician. In which case maybe he could pull out a tenner so we could actually afford to get him the album for Christmas.
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6. For Your Dad
Your Dad has been rocking that mullet for one decade too many now, we think perhaps it's best just to keep quiet and let him enjoy it. Although a copy of Kasabian's '48:13' wouldn't go a miss, especially as he's just put on his leather studded Motorhead jacket, oh dear god.
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7. For Your Lil Sis
'…well if you get Harry then I get Zayn…but what about Niall? We share Niall. No that's weird we can't share. Okay well you get Niall on weekends and i'll have him on weekdays. What about Louis and Liam? Don't even get me started on them'. Constantly arguing over which 1D member you'll end up marrying? Do you and your sister a favour and get a copy of their new album 'Four'….probably best to get two copies actually.
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8. For Your Pet Border Collie
This one is kind of self-explanatizzle.
